The Buffalo Herd Theory: Wax on, wax off.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Wax on, wax off.

*stretches out*

Ahhhh.

It's nice to move into a new space. Give me some time to get settled in, and then we'll start the demolition.

2 comments:

Marti said...: I will follow/read anyone who quotes Cliff Claven.; August 27, 2009 at 9:11 AM
Steph VW said...: I am dutifully unsubscribing from old blog... and adding this to my bloglines.; August 27, 2009 at 3:52 PM

What is the Buffalo Herd Theory?

"...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

- Cliff Claven