The Buffalo Herd Theory: *snicker*

Sunday, October 17, 2010

snicker

See, this is why I've been giggling and knitting for the past little bit...

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Bwahahahahahaha!

As you can see, he's well pleased with it. Guess what he's going as for Hallowe'en? Pattern is the Dwarven Battle Bonnet. Knit in leftover grey Malabrigo, and the hair/beard is knit from Malabrigo that I tossed into the dye pot with some chestnut dye. Just one more hat to go!

3 comments:

Cate said...: that is awesome! I love it!; October 17, 2010 at 6:35 PM
Marti said...: OMG that is incredible. Too much fun.; October 17, 2010 at 7:36 PM
Unknown said...: Bwah hahahahahaha!; October 18, 2010 at 5:49 PM

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What is the Buffalo Herd Theory?

"...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

- Cliff Claven